he show is first and foremost entertainment. So they're not going to waste their time with what they would consider "boring" people, such as us. No, instead they'll feature the guy with turrets syndrome, is 500lbs, and drives a pink Volkswagen Beetle.

On equipment: You get what you inspect, not what you expect.
On training: Our drills are bloodless battles so that our battles are bloody drills.
On tactics: Cheating just means you're serious about winning.